MORE QUESTIONS -- MORE ANSWERS

Q: I’d like to make things a little more adventurous in the bedroom and was thinking the honeymoon would be a good time to start. Any thoughts?

A: The honeymoon is the beginning of your new life together. Do you really want it to be represented with safe words and awkward moments of suggestions? Truth is, marriages are based on trust and being open. Suggest away but remember that if you know there are 20 different “Wedding Night” videos you can download online, your wife probably knows about them too.

Q: Acting as the responsible Best Man, what are the chances of taking home the stripper at the end of the bachelor party?

A: Picking up a stripper is about as easy as having Elliot Ness accept a bribe. They’re untouchable. It’s actually the law in some states. Even if at the end of the night she gives you her number it’s 99.8% likely that it’s a business move instead of a personal one. Save your mojo for the wedding. You know what they say about Bridesmaids? They’re easier to pick up than strippers.

Q: I really like watching girls making out with each other? Am I normal?

A: I can confidently say that a number of the male staff at BIIG share your opinion. And I think they’re normal.

Q: I have been engaged for 9 months and I want to sleep with another woman. What should I do?

A: This is a wedding magazine. What do you expect me to say? Cheating is bad. Sex with strippers...also not too good.

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