THE ULTIMATE VEGAS BACHELOR PARTY: DEBUNKING AN AMERICAN MYTH - WHO’S THE PARTY REALLY FOR?

In the morning, shake off the hang over and meet for breakfast. If you don’t have that gnawing sensation that you did something bad the night before in the pit of your stomach, then you didn’t do the night as God intended. Remember, not even the holiest of the holy can penetrate the protective bubble that surrounds Sin City. So Carpe Diem, my friends. Get with the program.

The day officially begins with a round of golf at Black Mountain Golf and Country Club. Have the wisdom to rent your own cart. You should have two people per cart; one set of clubs; one cooler filled with beer and water. Without question, someone will break a window with their slice. If the residents were stupid enough to buy a place right on the fareway, you are not responsible. “Buyer beware” should be your answer to all questions pertaining to damage done.

After the round, head back to the hotel, drop off your clubs and jump into the stretch SUV waiting for you. This is your beacon as you navigate the shark infested waters. The limo should be able to accommodate add-ons throughout the night. Believe me, there will be ladies joining you.